G’s thoughts on yesterday’s gross sex-message and gentlemanliness. Also, guess the cat’s out of the bag.
This is a post for guys, by a guy, to educate our gender so that we stop being a fucking embarrassment. Women, you most likely already feel all of this in your bones, but feel free to read anyway.
Today, my wife, Zo, received a message on tumblr that I wish I didn’t have to include. Alas, it is crucial to this article, so here goes:
I’ll finger fuck you under the table at a restaurant then lick my fingers when I’m done I don’t give a fuck. —some random dude
Now, I can find plenty of reasons to find this disturbing. I’ll leave the reason for this writeup for last - let’s get the less important reasons out of the way before that. I feel like writing a treatise on my decidedly male reactions, and why the first one is subtly wrong.